TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoYour boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86]message-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareYour boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86]TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoApply to jobs in person. Attach your resume to a brick, and throw the employer’s front window.
minus-squareSnowclone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI always wondered if faxing them 3,000 times a day would make them hire you, or just get you arrested.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoInstructions unclear. Threw a brick through each window at the local strip mall.
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 months agoOK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.
Apply to jobs in person. Attach your resume to a brick, and throw the employer’s front window.
I always wondered if faxing them 3,000 times a day would make them hire you, or just get you arrested.
Instructions unclear.
Threw a brick through each window at the local strip mall.
OK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.