Folks and fellas, I can’t fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :]
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You need to shake it to make it glow
Damn it, leaked out.
Note: Don’t shake it too much
I can’t bend it, its flacid rn ☹️
Here, enjoy:
Majira!
Sir, this is a futanari website.
I didn’t show the full picture, did I? 😎
What a cute strawberry :3
pls don’t do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.
at least we don’t have literal penis bones like most other mammals, good lord
As demonstrated in the documentary The New Guy.
Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!
Promise?
Yes. Promise. Sadly I’m not joking
That’s why Johnny Knoxville had to wear a catheter for years.
unknown name…
That sounds like you are speaking from experience.
(I hope you don’t and I am slightly concerned)
This message is woke
This message is propaganda by Big Sleep
Incorrect! It is eepy 🛌️.
So I probably should see a doctor…
LOL this guy’s dick doesn’t glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!
butt it might grow rule
The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus
Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?
Convenient for when you need to go to the bathroom but don’t want to turn on the lights
Like viagra but better!
Yours doesn’t?
Down with big brother! Up with glowy dicks 🍄 and other pokey bits
