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salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months ago

don't talk to me rule

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don't talk to me rule

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salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Great post! Many thanks 👍

    • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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  • First Majestic Comet@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That’s painful just to read it.

    • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      You’re welcome! ☺️

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m gonna need a bigger smaller mug

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      • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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        Yup… that should do it.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    [holding my index finger up to let by boss know I’m not yet ready to let him speak as I violently smash my penis with the mug in my other hand]

    (Mondays be like that)

    • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      ☕🥱☝️🗣️👨‍💼

      ☕🍆💥😩😱

      ☕🥲👋😨💬

      • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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        deleted by creator

  • Dale@lemmy.world
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    Unhinged

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      correct! no hinge detecded.

  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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    This sounds like the type of thing that would bring physical pain and involuntary reactions

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      indeed it does sound like that

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    That dickhead deserves it

  • StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Dorley?

  • pappabosley@lemm.ee
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    Where’s the link to purchase?

    • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      If you send me a mug, I’ll write it on with a permanent marker :)

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        Would need to see your handwriting and a video of you showing how to use the mug

  • 𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓮@lemm.ee
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    I do not understand this meme. Is this directed at trans women? If yes, why would you want to smash your penis? Wouldn’t it hurt really really bad?

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      the joke is that “smashed my penis flat with this mug” is an inherently funny thing to say, and it’s even more absurd when it’s printed on the mug in question

      it’s basically just minimal slapstick humor

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        Showed this to my straight cis and old boss. We both love this joke and think it would be a hilarious mug to encounter in the wild. Idk what’s not to get. It’s humorous because it wildly betrays the expectation of what one would expect to see on a mug by being absurd and vulgar.

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          Mix one into the show mugs at a coffee shop

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      You would expect something like “before I had my first coffee” because that’s what people do with mugs: they drink coffee. But there are other things you can do with mugs too. Things you don’t immediately think of but once it’s pointed out to you, it’s obvious and totally normal thing to do.

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      I think it’s directed at people that like silly vulgar jokes

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      Don’t yuck my yum.

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      Omfg, I just realized that there are people out there living their lives without having the ability to brutally smash their penises with a cup … ? How can they go on like that?

      Life is so unfair.

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        You mean they can just put on pants without first having to brutally smash their penis flat with a coffee mug?

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          Fell down an internet rabbit hole, and … dickless people might be real!! Some even claim as much as every other human out there.

          I personally don’t believe everything I read on the internet (fibre or mycelium), but there sure is a lot of evidence.

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      The Aristocrats~ (4:46 for the most relevant bit, NSFW language)

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